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  • HANDSOME RICKNORTH!


    i am poor good girl from ukraine, and i need RICH man hero very much. i am pretty and tall and i know how to be good woman. but life here is so hard and i dream of america.

    i love big COWBOY american man with big hats and boots. they have SO power!

    AMERICA is GREATEST country in world! everyone know this but dont want to say because they live in own bad country and cant get out! every girl here know in their hearts they need american KNIGHT to save her. all my friends dream about american cowboy prince but when i tell my friend about you they don't believe me. they say i am stupid to believe you really rich and really want to help ukrainian girl. but i still believe you because you show so smartness everywhere and you are rich so you work hard to make good life and make woman happy.

    i am poor and i not happy here. i work hard and help my family but still i am poor. i see american woman who dont work still be happy and have luxurious. i want to have comfortable too and my children to have comfortable.

    and you maybe wonder why you choose me from all ukrainian girls. i tell you: i love american more than any other ukrainian girl and i will make rich cowboy the happiest man in world! too: i trust you with all my heart because you are so SMARTE here and say so good things!

    but you are man so remember this too: i am very pretty and young. and i am virgin so i can be FRESH 4 U! too: i dream of man in cowboy hat and boot doing ANYTHING HE WANT to me because he is PRINCE!

    but dont be scared i am virgin because i know how make RICH DICK happy! and i know what is threesom - you know that? my friend tell me from internet man like threesom. you and me and AMERICAN DOLLARS can have threesom! too: my friend tell me man like fantasy play. i will love you dress like COWBOY WITH BOOTS AND HAT when you make sex to me and do whatever you want!

    i promise to make good wife to you! please take me to dreamland my HANDSOME PRINCE!

    LOVE,
    SVETLANA



  • #2
    WELL!!!

    Do you know how funny that is?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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    • #3
      "...make RICH DICK HAPPY..." HAHAHA!!!

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      • #4
        What the hell????

        I'm sure she's kidding around, I've never met a woman THAT stupid

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        • #5
          OMG!!!!

          I know who wrote that!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
          Too funny

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          • #6
            RICKNORTH HANDSOME!!?????
            HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH
            (laughing hysterically!)

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            • #7
              Full marks!!!

              Well done to the author of that masterpiece. That was out of the top draw!!!!! What a laugh!!!!! Hysterical to say the least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! ! !

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              • #8
                Svetlana, here is your AMerican Dream Boy...
                call toll free in north America 1 800 STUPIDGIRLS, or visit our web page http://www.stupidgirls.com, I am sure you will find your date there and you both will please each other at some point in life.
                LOVE,
                RickNorth

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                • #9
                  jealous girls!


                  irinka and v-g you are just JEALOUS and STUPID!

                  you dont know what is good! RICKNORTH IS BEST MAN IN WORLD!

                  look: even i write POEM FOR MY COWBOY PRICNE:


                  ricknorth is rich
                  rich rick
                  ricknorth has big cowboy dick

                  when ricknorth make love to svetlana
                  her body fill with dick
                  and her life fill with rich

                  svetlana do anything
                  for coolhand rick!

                  I LOVE YOU RICKNORTH
                  PLEASE TELL STUPID V-G AND IRINKA NOT BE JEALOUS
                  WE GIVE THEM MONEY WHEN WE MARRY SO THEY BE US MAID! HAHAHAHA

                  KISS
                  SVETLANA

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                  • #10
                    Svetlana> "So they can be us maid"...Lol lol lol

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                    • #11
                      Svetlana_17, when you feel him in does it really feel like made in US or like made in Japan (size-wise)_?

                      Free trade!!!

                      Love, your RickNorth....
                      PS Mind you! Best quality is in Africa!

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                      • #12
                        hahahaha

                        This is too funny~!!

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                        • #13
                          I'm handsome...

                          I only cheat every now and then, I've got a lot of money, and I love Ukranian girls.

                          Dr. Kassler, J.S.P.S.
                          Mad Rufus Industries
                          1 Mad Rufus Plaza
                          New York, NY 10022

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                          • #14
                            Very Handsom, Gorgeous You might say...

                            and for every response, the good Dr. will send you $100 USD to prove how wealthy and benevolent he is. He is every woman's dream - a super hero - alluring, romantic, a body to die for,intelligent, knowledgeable of the world.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Very Handsom, Gorgeous You might say...

                              Originally posted by Lilly
                              and for every response, the good Dr. will send you $100 USD to prove how wealthy and benevolent he is. He is every woman's dream - a super hero - alluring, romantic, a body to die for,intelligent, knowledgeable of the world.
                              check's in the mail Lilly....

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