I appologise for using the word gay - I think you meant guy.
Your allowed your own oppinions - I don't care. I have tried to like soccor myself and it's just OK. (I enjoyed the world cup)
I think your wrong about our sport. They don't beat each other. It is very physical, thats all. However, if you only ever seen the Grand Final (as I suspect) I can imagine how you'd form that oppinion. They usually have a an all-in-brawl at some time - we even look forward to it
Of course you know that it is winning that counts and there are a lot of rules (which are difficult to understand) that make it a fast, physical and skillfull game.
The main idea about the game is to encourage competition between pairs of players. They follow their man and depending on their role it can be exciting to see wins out, in a duel. This often leads to fights, but remember that you have athletes of all different shapes and sizes - depending on their role - so there is a lot to watch.
That is why per/capita more people watch this sport then any other sport!! My team came last in the ladder last year yet we had more people per match then Manchester United.
So please try to agree with me that it is a good sport
Cheers, and enjoy the US