Someone's got a joke for you guys.

[johnstruthers]

Zhenya, ya did good before. Still, how do I get the keyboard to type cyrillic? Huh?

[B_Ungaro]

Greetings,
We also tell Gypsy jokes in Hungary, and sometimes we combine the humor associated with Gypsies and Jews. Examples:
1. Everybody knows that Gypsy cooking is very
spicy. Today I am going to tell you how to make Gypsy Grilled Chicken: First you go out and steal a chicken,
2. What do you get when a Gypsy marries a Jew? You get a bunch of abandoned Jewelry
Stores.

[Yulia]

What is the difference between a "pioner" and "sosiska"
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"Pioner" - vsegda gotov! "sosiska" tol'ko cherez 5 minutes.

[johnstruthers]

Yulia...

[Lilly]

My friend Mahesh sent this to me this morning. I feel the "need" to share.

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous
Chinese
> detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch any activities that might develop.
A few days
> later he received this report:
> Most honorable sir:
> You leave house.
> He come house.
> I watch.
> He and she leave house.
> I follow.
> He and she get on train.
> I follow.
> He and she go in hotel.
> I climb tree-look in window.
> He kiss she.
> She kiss he.
> He strip she.
> She strip he.
> He play with she.
> She play with he.
> I play with me.
> Fall out of tree.
> Not see.
> NO FEE.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LillyNomad

[StasUA]

√ кЧАХИ, РНАЁ ЪЙЁ ФЁМЙХ АЁКЭЬЕ ОНДНАЮЧРЭЯЪ, ПНГСЛМЁ ВХ ЙПЮЯХБЁ?
√ мЁ РЁ МЁ ЁМЬЁ, КЧАЮ! рХ Ф ГМЮ╨Ь, Ъ ЙНУЮЧ КХЬЕ РЕАЕ.

[StasUA]

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar,
hoping for a bust.
At closing time, as everyone come out he spotted his
potential quarry.

The man was so obviously inebriated that he could
barely walk. He stumbled
around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking
for his car. After trying his keys on five other cars,
he finally found his own vehicle.

He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons
left. He turned his light on, then off, wipers on, then off.
He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped.
Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled
out onto the road and started to drive away.

The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights
and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer
test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00.

The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed
the patrolman.

"I doubt it," said the man,
Tonight I am the designated decoy!!!