Sniveling

[emmett_y]

About sniveling

& such

Which we have to say

is much

Wearies wealthy westeners
wedlocked to wanton wizardry
&witchcraft

While

Beggars bivoac
on
blandish
bureaucratic

pellucid pelf

penetrating the powerful pinstriped

Blarney
~

me thinks lilly can have as many persona's she/he/it deems necessary to make her happy, same goes for brother fog horn's support...hey.. it's all good...ah..i have one request to those that post to this post..that is...no sniveling or bad thoughts passed on...just words that edify....you know...upbeat..ah

a nice poem maybe
share a fantacy(keep it clean)
a desire
your most favorite spot(local hidaway)

my most favorite spot local is in the woods along a tributory creek that feeds Slikok Creek which feeds into the Kenai River where the world record King Salmon are caught.
i lived in the area for three years in a replica of a Denai Indian dwelling. Dug about four feet deep into the ground with log walls that rise from the inside of the hole from the dirt floor to about five feet, about a foot above the pit, and then a gable log roof covered in grass and sod.

well..anyway i built that structure and lived in it for three years without heat. while there i discovered water oozing from the side of a hill....i dug into it and found that an inch into the mud was stone ranging in size of less than one centimeter to over four. i hollowed out an area of about the size of half a bath tub...just large enough to sit in....damned it up and within a few minutes had a spring fed rocktub of clear water...
i have been clearing old deadfall and willow from aroung the creek that it makes and it is so calming to be where all i can hear are the animals and the water and wind....

now..if anyone is still with me...i will share what my dream life is gonna be like...our Father willing
i want to build and live on a paper boat...a recycled paper boat...and build other recyled boats for homeless people...i've already put the paper and other material together in my kitchen and it works...i thought i had invented it in 1990 when i came up with the idea...but...i picked up this months "Mother Earth News" and ...there it was...someone had stole my invention in 1928...hehehe...that guy must have talked to a seer...getting my idea 62 years before me..
read the article..Paper Houses.

OK...
anyone else


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[emmett_y]

guess not ah...hehe...oh well some of us have it and some of us don't...
like the guy that was put into jail and that night after lights out someone yelled out "34!". There were a few laughs in a couple of cells. Someone else hollerd "52!". A few more laughs joined into the others. Still another loudly said "27!" which brought laughter from all the prisoners except the new guy. When his cellmate finally calmed down enough to talk..the new guy asked what all the laughter was about. The old prisoner said that everyone had been in so long and told their jokes over so many times...that they saved time by just assigning numbers to the jokes.
The new guy thought he would give it a shot so he yelled out "48!". There was not even a snicker. Then an inmate said.."Some can tell them and some can't."

seems i can't
hehe

da moose
but i have a post to my topic...hehe
me

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[emmett_y]

Well hey Emmett....nice topic..hehe...I guess i'll post something too.

two guys were braging about how much their wives thought of them...the first guy said his wife thought so much of him that she would not let him do any chores around the house...the second said his considerd him a god....the second asked how he thought that...the second replied...she is always putting burnt offerings in front of me.

Have a wonderful day emmett..and the rest of the "crew" too.

da moose

[Foggy]

Emmett, you absolutely slay me sometimes! This is priceless. Thanks for a good, deep chuckle.

[emmett_y]

Well....another poster...thanks brother fog, I appreciate the recognition...but seems i got my second and first guy mixed up...but i don't feel like going back and editing...laziness ah?

[Foggy]

Nothing wrong with a little theraputic laziness... it's summer, after all!

LOL

[Lilly]

I remembered this one from my childhood....

Birdie birdie in the sky,
dropped some white-wash in my eye.
I'm a good girl; I don't cry.
But I sure am glad,
that cows don't fly!


Paper boats for homeless people? It sure would be a step up from the cardboard boxes they live in. Reminds me of Daymon Wayens as "Homeless Anton" from "In Living Color"...heheheh (remember the pickle jar?)

Seriously though. I never heard of such a thing. How does one cook on a paper boat without torching the whole thing? I imagine whatever substance is used to waterproof it would be flamable. Tell us more.....

LillyNomad