The Mysterious Disappearance of Phillip

[Lilly]

People:
We are looking at a great mystery here.
What we need is Agatha Christie's Inspector Hercule Poirot to investigate the disappearance of Phillip.


Beata has cause for concern.

What events transpired just prior the Phillip's departing the scene? Where is the body? Did he go on a walk-about? Get eaten by a croc? Done in by a jealous girlfriend? This is something to ponder. hmmm.

Bill, John, Kuhlenburg et al. I defer to your expertise to solve this puzzle.

Regards,
LillyNomad

[Lilly]

Phillip's shorts were last spotted floating down the Darling river.

Regards,
LillyNomad

[Johnson123]

Lilly,

You pose an interesting question but one which has a simple answer I think. Phillip has always mentioned his travels abroad in some detail that would indicate he actually travels. By his constant contribution here he would also indicate where he is traveling.
My guess is that he is a student of a law type regimen as he attempts to address all topics in such a manner. As if he were in a court room and giving the benfit of the doubt to the jury in a Phillip manner. This would put him in an educational trip or possibly force him to study for a change.
I actually think he may have gotten lucky for the first time in a long time and he could care less about the board. However it is unlike the sentimental Phillip to not boast in his form about what he is up to because something as trivial as free beer is big news for Phillip.
I think he will appear shortly with details of his great adventures.

REX xx

[Lilly]

Aw, Doc don't spoil it for us! Keep the mystery going.

Maybe he did get lucky and is in Krakow. Beata, check out the hotels, and see which hotel has the largest consumption of Vodka with twist.

Or he could also be racking up the air miles to the Ukraine too.

Didn't he give up the law studies? Maybe he was renovating something and painted himself into a corner!


Regards,
LillyNomad
(Phillip is a lot deeper than people think)



[This message has been edited by Lilly (edited 24 February 2000).]

[Lilly]

I think he was done in.

There was a lot of gypsy cat furballs at the crime scene and a trail of lemon peel twists leading down to the river. The shorts, ah the shorts, reveal that there were a lot of claw tears.

LillyNomad

[vladi1]

REUTERS....NEWS FLASH......REPORTS FROM THE EASTERN FRONT.....

PHILLIPS ARMY DEFEATED.....ALL THE BARS SAFE....ONE WOUNDED AUSSIE WITHOUT SHORTS ARRESTED AND TAKEN TO HOSPITAL.... NURSES ARE GIVING HIM APPRECIATIVE LOOKS...ALL MIGHT NOT BE LOST FOR THE LITTLE AUSSIE GENERAL......

[Ruslana]