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Old 11th January 2000, 15:26
Phillip Phillip is offline
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Smile baby smile

Your fine by me - so, you just keep being yourself...

I am actually a nice guy and just to prove it - I kiss you on the cheeck, hold your hand, and smile while I look you in the eyes. I am feeling relaxed and you have found a place in my heart.
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Old 11th January 2000, 17:50
B_Ungaro B_Ungaro is offline
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Greetings,
Since the subject is "Sex and The City" let me tell you a short story. This Catholic Priest made it his lifes calling to save the
homeless in the inner city. He would give all his money to the people. Every now and then a hooker would come up to him and say:
B.J.- Twenty Bucks. Not knowing what a B.J.
was, he would simply say, thank you my child.
After awhile it started to bug him that he
did'nt know what a B.J. was. Finally back at
Diocese Office, he went up to one of the
secretaries and asked her what a B.J. was. To
which she said: Twenty Bucks, same as in the
city.

[This message has been edited by B.Ungaro (edited 11 January 2000).]
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Old 11th January 2000, 18:26
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B.Ungaro, my brother, as usual you shine like a star in the sky. Remember your obligation to me, to be the agent of my soul. Don't forget.

Do you know how many times you made me fall out of my chair laughing? I have bumps and bruises all over. Tell your lovely wife to kiss you for me. You are special and will always be dear to me.

Phillip darlin', back at you honey. Thank you kindly.

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