Help me! I need some info!

[russgc201]

Hello,
Can someone help me. I am curious as to whether anyone has heard of the marriage agency "Slavonic Beauty", in Lugansk, Ukraine. If so, can someone enlighten me as to wether it is trustworthy or not.
I am interested in a young lady that is suppose to be with the agency.
Opinions and comments are very welcome.
Thank you and best regards.


[This message has been edited by russgc201 (edited 30 December 1999).]

[johnstruthers]

Let's see: The question, as I understand it, is whether the marriage agency in Lyugansk named Slavonic Beauty is trustworthy or not. What means "trustworthy" in this case? Does it mean that they "deliver the goods," or that they won't spend your money foolishly when they get it, or that the sweet words you have received from the Slavonic Beauty of your choice are honestly meant, that she already loves you sight unseen? Wow. I'm overwhelmed. I am honestly challenged by this stunning combination of sleeze, naivete and international insult in one question. The answer is this: There is no such agency. It is your sister pulling a prank on you on the Internet. Be careful what you say. She is in cahoots with your mother.
Akhuyena.
J.

[johnstruthers]

Vsyem: Pomogitye mnye! Yulia, dorogaya umnitsa! Zhenya, staryj drug! Dazhye Mirabellye! Dajtye ehtomy gryazkulturnomy duraky takoj zhe otvet tak chto...****** Mnye kazhet'sya chto on dolzhyen imet' v vidu tol'ko dva slova: Sestra i mama. Yego. Ponimajtye? Po povody yego chuvstva ob ehtom na druguyu storonu. Yasno? Skazhitye yemu yeshchyo dva slova. Ya uzhye dostatochno krichal.
I s praznichkom. Spasibochka.
Dzhon

[johnstruthers]

Vsyem: Pomogitye mnye! Yulia, dorogaya umnitsa! Zhenya, staryj drug! Dazhye Mirabellye! Dajtye ehtomy gryazkulturnomy duraky takoj zhe otvet tak chto...****** Mnye kazhet'sya chto on dolzhyen imet' v vidu tol'ko dva slova: Sestra i mama. Yego. Ponimajtye? Po povody yego chuvstva ob ehtom na druguyu storonu. Yasno? Skazhitye yemu yeshchyo dva slova. Ya uzhye dostatochno krichal.
I s praznichkom. Spasibochka.
Dzhon

[johnstruthers]

Vsyem: Pomogitye mnye! Yulia, dorogaya umnitsa! Zhenya, staryj drug! Dazhye Mirabellye! Dajtye ehtomy gryazkulturnomy duraky takoj zhe otvet tak chto...****** Mnye kazhet'sya chto on dolzhyen imet' v vidu tol'ko dva slova: Sestra i mama. Yego. Ponimajtye? Po povody yego chuvstva ob ehtom na druguyu storonu. Yasno? Skazhitye yemu yeshchyo dva slova. Ya uzhye dostatochno krichal.
I s praznichkom. Spasibochka.
Dzhon

[Yulia]

What???......

[russgc201]

Mr. Struthers,
I am not foolish enough to think that the young lady or any of them would be in love with me without knowing me at all. I was mearly asking for some info as to wheter the agencie existed. And if so could I trust them to do what they say. You had to be a smart elic with your reply. Typical of most men.
I have been told that internet service in Ukraine is very exspensive. And if I did send money this is what it would be used for.
Whether the young lady I intend on corrosponding with will be the one I marry or not. At least I would have tried. Therefore I would end up with a friend as even if it doesn't work out.
Why, is it that most people are so skeptical of anything that might be of some good.
I have enough skeptisism for the entire world. LOL
Mr. Struthers if you would be so kind as to translate the later of your replies. It would be much appreciated.
If anyone would care to talk to me by email, Feel free to do so. at : russgc201@mindspring.com
Thank you.

[This message has been edited by russgc201 (edited 30 December 1999).]