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Old 22nd November 2002, 01:04
holland holland is offline
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They say that when you are young your first impressions of love and comfort are those same things you cling to later in life.

For example, when you were a child and playing on the floor maybe the last thing you saw was your mothers leg before she picked you up. Now when you see a leg it seems sexy. Or, maybe it's not visual maybe it's a smell or a sound. Sexy could be the smell of vanilla in freshly baked chocolate-chip cookies. Sexy could be a rainy day. It could be anything! I do think it has something to do with an impression made when you were young.

All these thoughts of romance and love, I feel like waxing poetic.
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Old 22nd November 2002, 02:30
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HiYa,

Your equation has many legs to stand on and smell is a large example. Recent studies show that the smell of our relatives seems to be natures way to stop in-breeding.

A smell sometimes triggers a memory and in many cases may establish a perimeter to create a new one through the system of habit. Since people are creatures of habit it makes us wonder how we started these romantic melodies?

Life and love is a simple thing as a child and we can learn much from watching and following the habits they have at this time of there lives.

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Old 23rd November 2002, 00:27
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What's sexy???? The blonde singer from "Viagra" and anyone who remotely resembles her...CORRRRRR!!!!!! The Ukrainians will know who I'm on about
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Old 25th November 2002, 14:41
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Talking Kasper ? Sexy ? LoL !


Ha Ha Ha Kasper !

I still waiting the pics of you to prouve yourself !

Come on !

Jemy (Maybe I should ask to someone else pics of you ... Div ?)


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Originally posted by Kasper
What's sexy?
I looked it up in the dictionary it says...
Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest.
Slang. Highly appealing or interesting; attractive: “The recruiting brochures are getting sexier” (Jack R. Wentworth). HaHaHa Joke

But really I AM SEXY
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Old 26th November 2002, 13:39
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Kasper, let me make some comment on your boastful remark. We need to behave here because of cute kids visiting this enjoyable website. I will use math and engineer's terms or jargon to make it look more mature. The size of your hm… equipment does not necessarily guarantee personal satisfaction. Let us make a math function of size versus satisfaction. It can never be a straight line but rather a parabola or a sine function, with the distinct optimum. In other words it does not work according to the principle: the longer the better. I'd recommended more romantic approach.
As someone dealing with the manufacturing processes, I can add, that during the assembly operation two parts can become one unit when they match within some tolerance margins. If your hm… instrument gets too long, it will stick out so that its length is more or less wasted. Instead of satisfaction, frustration sets in. This deliberation will also be productive for one poor disputant posting in:
http://www.ukraine.com/forums/showth...1607#post41607
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Old 26th November 2002, 15:14
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Does 2+2 equal 4?

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Originally posted by Kasper
Someone call the boaring Police
(Sorry but you asked for it )
LOL!!!! No offence taken Kasper,

It is always better to laugh out very loud than to exchange angry shouts. Kasper, it is your right to say what you think within some limits. I really appreciate your frankness and I am not offended at you (this time).
Your call for boaring police was probably none of your intentions. For me, boar is associated with typical male qualities. It can be dangerous but never boring, particularly when called for!
Well, I understand it is just your typing mistake. I realize I also make mistakes (probably not only typing ones).
I'd like to continue my philosophy considerations. Polish students, when they are 15, they have to pass so called entrance tests while applying for a place in a high school. One of typical questions is: explain terms such as: Sysyphean task, Achilles foot, Gordian knot, Ariadna's thread and… Procrustus' Bed.
Procrustus did not know math, he was not aware of fuzzy logic and artificial intelligence. His methods were simple. When his visitors did not match the size of his bed, he had two basic solutions: stretch out or cut off. Some people (I do not say you do it) take this mental approach when measuring the expected amount of our earthly satisfaction. They can't imagine the imagination. They stretch out or cut off the other people's impressions instead of keeping them up.
Great numbers do not lie. The Russian mathematician Tchebyshev knew it well. They give us a rough guidance of what is to be expected. Happily, imagination can make two and two equal five or even six. Let's go that way or else love will be measured with a ruler and treated according to Procrustus' bed principle.
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Old 27th November 2002, 07:23
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1+1=0!(sometimes)

Is Kasper aware of my gender? ...

Post Script: ancient Greeks also worshipped the cult of phallus, as a symbol of fertility and not a sexual pleasure.
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