Scum of the month

[goraurum]

V-G seems to have had no caring mother to tell him that it is tactless, dangerous, and no good poking his tongue into every hole and cavity he come across.


goraurum


[Edited by Lina on 22nd May 2001 at 20:42]

[V-G]

Conclusions based on own experience of running into something? Did it heart you? (whoever you are).

[Somniferous]

goraurum,

V_G is just trying to be an active participant of Ukie.com discussions. He is driven by a noble self-imposed mission to cause Ukie.com to be fruitful and multiply.

What does one do to cause a field to bear fruit?

Right! He/she manures the soil, dumping plops of dung around at the widest possible range.

Apparently, before V_G first squatted (and dumped on) the Ukie.com soil, it was barren, abandoned, desolate. It had zero fertility, zero future, zero hope.

The Great Pioneer decided otherwise...

(To Be Continued)

[Lilly]

I breathlessly await the results.


LillyNomad

[Somniferous]

Lina,

I'm beginning to see an unbending tendency, a strict mindset pattern in your pursuing your vocation as a moderator.

But first, a preface before I make my point.

In Ukraine there are various categories of civil servants. Among them the ones which are of concern for this post are:

1. custom officers
2. prison receptionists
3. post office clerks

The character and description of their jobs may vary as it may, but they all have one key feature in common: they moderate the motion of item X from point Y to point Z.

The individual employees may be identical twin brothers and, on the other hand, may look equally similar one to another as Mr. Adolf Hitler resembled Academician Sakharov. Complexion, height, weight, nose and ear shape, humour and disposition, after-work leisure time habits and ways the employee hugs and kisses his wife and kids on return home
may take a thousand and one forms and proportions, yet they all have one immutable universality which reduces this infinite variety to a single archetype.

They all take their personal tolls.

A shipment of French wines crossing the border, the customs authority consecrates a box of the most expensive and quality vintage unto himself.

A busted punkie awaits some home-made (or McDonalds) food delivered by his momma to help him through his prison diet.
The juicier lump will be fed to prison receptionist's kids.

An innocent US-based Russian Wife-seeker slips a $50 bill into a regular envelope to sponsor his honey's English lessons (sometimes his honey's local lover)
A Mail Processing Unit employee gets blessed with the opportunity to pay the expenses billed by an Alcohol Intoxication Rehabilitation Center for restoring the integrity of her prodigal husband.

Time to sum up and make the point.

Lina the moderator is out there, working hard. Why are you asking me, people, why the most brilliant, ingenious, unique chef d▓oeuvres of human thought and discretion tend to disappear without trace on Lina-moderated threads of Ukie.com??? Who the f..k is appropriating them?

┘It▓s so cool to wake up in the middle of the night and go check your hard drive for the things to monopolize possession of which-- you risked so much, including your honour and reputation, isn▓t it, Lina?
This thread▓s passage about the sphincter that you filtered into your Private Self-Excitement Drawer, has it been strong and efficient thus far, Lina?

[Lina]

Such a well acquaintance with the above professions opens up a little corner about your life experiences!! sorry about life in prison, must have been hard on you! so sad!
I guess we all see it's devastating results!

and yes, shincters, will have to go...sorry that if it brakes your heart! besides, about heart! Go and see your doctor because life on McDonald's burgers, large amounts of wine, and carrying of heavy parcels results in very poor heart...and if to add Lina's constant breaking of it...Oh!

[Nonson]

Somi,

You are so drool, and sentimentality icing it. Momma is still whipping your butt. When will you be coming up with some real motivators?