Scum of the month

[Somniferous]

Grandpa Nonsie,

I've been waiting so long for this moment!
At last!
You cared. For you to care means to attempt at stirring all the filth inside the object of your attention, spur its environmental release thus making him/her look like as if he/she had just sh*tted his/her pants in public.
While I may be utterly flattered by the very fact that you CARED, still, THE WAY YOU CARED, I can't relate it to the cause&effect logic. It just isn't typical nonsonic. Vague, blurred, hardly intelligible. BTW, it doesn't escape me that it has become a general tendency in your responding to me -- you seem to be exerting inhuman effort to impress me with your "To-Somniferous-specifically" vocabulary and syntax that so much resembles the medieval scholasticism generously mocked by Jonathan Swift and Moliere for its trying to pomp the "style" at the expense of content proper, which most often tends to mislead the reader.

Am I really so special for you?
Are you just envious? Another Mozart vs. Salieri case?What did I do to deserve to play Mozart in this scenario? Perhaps something really spontaneously insightful. Or just because I'm young enough like Mozart was, compared to Salieri.

Nonsie, why mess around with ME?
I said "I've been waiting so long..." to cross swords with you. Maybe I've been waiting TOO long. You're too late, I'm afraid. You should have accepted my challenge way back, when I was starting "Ukrainizing Nonson..." thing, when I was genuinely intriqued by your personality.
To my dismay, I have lost much of my initial interest in you and your "unique style" by now. I don't rush to read your postings the very first moment I log in Ukie.com as I used to before. I now have more interesting things to do here, considering the time restrictions imposed.

[Nonson]

Somi,

The lose is all yours.

He who does not first taste Nonson at the dawning will surely have a profitless day.

My light shines ever brighter.

I might even nova if the women kept their legs together.

[Lilly]

Darling,
Do you buy WD40 by the gross?

Think about it.....

LillyNomad

[Somniferous]

Originally posted by Nonson
Somi,

The lose is all yours.

He who does not first taste Nonson at the dawning will surely have a profitless day.

My light shines ever brighter.

I might even nova if the women kept their legs together.

Here we go again...