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[holland]

Hello, I've been lurking on this board for a long time and I have noticed the slow decline of topics - from arguments to sexual topics - Is it just me or is there a serious lack of intelligent topics? I would have thought someone was monitoring these boards but it doesn't look that way to me. Yes, I know this is "Open Topic" but I thought that meant open topics about the Ukraine

[Lina]

I agree...I myself crave a variaty lately!

I believe that a purpose of the Open board is too include topics about Ukraine as well as not about Ukraine!

[Nonson]

Holland,

Dare I ask if you opine that there is no sex in Ukraine? Such an implicative is absolutely stunning. And even more to the point, what have I been missing by not residing there? All those sweet virgins, waiting for something other than bear hugs from smelly aliens.

We here on our beloved Ukie.com are sadden profoundly that you find our banter not quite up to your intellectual standards. But you must have pity on us in that none of us are as proficient with the word as you appear to be. Perhaps you would be charitable and spend sometime instructing us on the art of artful delivery.

Hear my chant O children of the wind. Only by my gentle dusting will you come forth into the light. For I am The