Just Being Naughty

[Nonson]

Sex Education

I once took a sex education class in college and a funny thing happened one day:

The professor arrived and said we'd be discussing positions that day and asked us how many positions did we know. I sat there too embarassed to speak but one gal a couple of seats over said, "Twelve."

The professor nodded approval but as he got ready to call on another hand there was a loud call from the far back row of the 150 seat auditorium, "A hundred and one."

The little professor looked over his thick glasses but couldn't make out who had spoken. Finally he called on a fellow down in the front row who replied, "Seven."

And once again from the very back was heard, "A hundred and one."

Finally he called on a very shy lady sitting next to me. At first she acted like she wasn't going to answer. Finally she said, "Only one sir."

And the professor said, "Well young lady that is unusual. And what position would that be?"

"With the man on top and woman on the bottom," she replied.

And from the back of the room came that same voice, "A hundred and two!"



05.11.01

[Lilly]

This is an exact replication of a National Public
Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster,and
US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery,and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible,isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even
touch a firearm. "

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you? "


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