What is a Woman?

[Nonson]

- A Woman does what she wants.
- A Woman never listens to a man.
- A Woman is totally unpredictable.
- When a man wants to play, a Woman wants to be left alone.
- When a man wants to be alone, a Woman wants to play.
- A Woman expects a man to cater to her every whim.
- A woman is moody.
- A Woman leaves her hair everywhere.
- A Woman drives a man nuts and cost him an arm and a leg.
- A Woman is just naturally a B!TCH.

05.11.01

[black-lev]

Mr Nonson

Don't forget that your mother is a woman too. Atleast I hope so.

[Nonson]

black-lev,

That I should ever forget that my mother was all woman.

05.11.01

[black-lev]

Monson

I'm so happy to hear that your mother is all woman. Is she also a B!tch as you claim all women naturally are?

[Nonson]

black-lev,

But of course. Is there some reason to deny her her rightful place at the head of that fabulous species?

Listen to my truthful chant O disbelieving one. Hear what my words are saying. For I am The

[black-lev]

Nonson

Sorry to hear that about your mother. My mother was many things but being a B!tch was not one of them.

[Nonson]

black-lev,

Let me extend my sympathy to you for your not having a mother. Do take heart, however, for there are many a Woman who can act as substitute for that which you missed. It is no problem directing them your way. For I am The