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Old 11th May 2001, 00:54
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Women want it because there is Nonson. If Nonson didn't exist (God forbid!) women wouldn't want it.

When Nonson ceases to be (sadly, this is goin' to happen one day) women will wake up to realize they don't want it anymore.

Humanity! If you don't want a global catastrophe, have Nonson forever! At least in a mummified form. Women then might be seeking consolation in dreaming about at least a necrophiliac relationship with Nonson and thus will not discontinue wanting it forever!
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Old 11th May 2001, 02:57
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Nonson is the Alpha and the Omega; the Beginning of SEX and the End of SEX. None come unto SEX but by ME.

The beautiful side of creation need not worry. LO! Nonson is with you always.

Somi, don't be so cruel as to frighten the ladies with such untrue tales.

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Old 11th May 2001, 16:40
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Old 13th May 2001, 15:40
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Nonson is the Alpha and the Omega; the Beginning of SEX and the End of SEX. None come unto SEX but by ME.

The beautiful side of creation need not worry. LO! Nonson is with you always.

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All this is a true testimony of Nonson being the god of sensuous love, namely Apollo.

Apollo is axiomatized to be the most handsome male in the world.

That's why we have never seen and will never see his picture! Every one who has seen his visum (countenance) and corpus (delicti) is doomed to perish (or at least become impotent)due to mere realization of one's own all-round midgethood as compared to the shining-shafted god Nonson!

P.S. Forget about all those Roman and Renaissance guys with their miserable "sculptures" of Apollo. All they sculpted was their own transvestite concubines who had been nagging on the "maestros" to immortalize them b!tches somehow for future generations.

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Old 13th May 2001, 15:50
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Somi,

Your mastery over signal and symbol doth grow with time, unending time.

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Old 13th May 2001, 16:54
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Trying my best, Nonnie!
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Old 13th May 2001, 16:56
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