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Old 4th May 2001, 15:00
Nonson Nonson is offline
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For some computer lovers:

For some computer lovers ..... this is how their life turns out ....

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning..
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use...
Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot
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Old 4th May 2001, 15:53
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this variables are funny but you are insulting my kind, stop it!
lol
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Old 4th May 2001, 15:54
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HEHE I love it
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Old 4th May 2001, 16:07
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data type mismatch?
u call that a computer term?
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Old 4th May 2001, 16:30
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Talking Anymore ?
Hey Nonson,

Has you got anymore computer toppo gags I is an embedded systems engineer, and I is always looking for some fun about computer types.

I await your next set of gags.

Love the NZman

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Old 4th May 2001, 16:40
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Zman,

Got a few. Will dig them up.

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Old 4th May 2001, 16:53
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funny, i work with embedded software
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