Blondes and Evolution

[Nonson]

BLONDES IN BOATS
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A true story. If, God forbid, she had killed herself, she'd be a sure-win
for the Darwin Award.

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour
east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having a
problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand
new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all,
and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much
power she applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby
marina, hoping that they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough
topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order.
The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the
correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water
to check underneath.He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

(Wait for it . .. .)

Remember, this is a true story . . . . .)

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was THE TRAILER.

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05.03.01

[BenCA]

is that really a true story? she must be from Texas new to Cali. LMAO

[Nonson]

BenCa,

Every word is true. Didn't get her address for the obvious reason:







She'd forgot it.

05.03.01

[Nonson]

We don't sell to blondes


A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because", he replied, "that's a microwave.
(www.jokecentral.com)

05.04.01

[Nonson]

Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

(www.laughy.com)

05.04.01

[Nonson]

A blonde told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."
(joepierre)

05.04.01