America vs Japan

[Rajkumar]

> Sounds familiar?
> >
> > > A smart Japanese child in an American school class..
> > > on
> > > world historical events!! It was the first day of
> > > school and a new student
> > > named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese >> businessman,
> > > entered the fourth
> > > grade.
> > >
> > > The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
> > > American
> > > history:--
> > > Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'
> > > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for ----------
> > > Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
> > > He said.
> > >
> > > "Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by
> > > the
> > > People, for the People, shall not perish from the
> > > Earth'"?
> > >
> > > Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham
> > > Lincoln,
> > > 1863."said Suzuki. *The teache r snapped at the
> > > class, "Class, you should be
> > > ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows
> > > more about its
> > > history than you do.
> > >
> > > "She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs." "Who
> > > said
> > > that?" she demanded.
> > > ---Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
> > >
> > > *At that point, a student in the back said,
> > > "I'm gonna puke[vomit.]"
> > > ---The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who
> > > said
> > > that?"
> > >
> > > Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the
> > > Japanese
> > > Prime Minister,1991."
> > >
> > > Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
> > > this!"
> > > Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
> > > shouts
> > > to the teacher, "
> > > Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
> > >
> > > *Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
> > > little
> > > ****.
> > > If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
> > > ---Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his
> > > voice,
> > > "CaliforniaCongressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy
> > > 2001."
> > >
> > > The teacher fainted. and as the class gathered
> > > around the
> > > teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're
> > > f**ked!" ---and
> > > Suzuki said,
> > > "Americans,... in Iraq 2004
> > >