Devil's chuckles

[Zbyszek]

My question is - how could devil achieve a success tempting Ukrainian?

Devil was determined to possess the souls of typical representatives of four nations: English, German, French and Polish.
He brought them to the brink of a precipice. He adressed an Englishman: fall down and you won't regret!
E: - No!
D: It is a matter of honour!
... and English fell down...

Then, he proceeded with a German: fall down and you won't regret!
German - No!
D: It is a matter of honour!
G: It is reserved for those weird islanders!
D: This is an order and you must obey!
... and German fell down...

Then, he started to tempt a Frenchman : fall down and you won't regret!
F: No!
D: It is a matter of honour!
F: It is not for me!
D: This is an order and you must obey!
F: You are confusing me with a German!
D: But listen, suicide is all the rage this year!
... and French fell down...

Devil had to think you a little longer before approaching a Pole: ... fall down and you won't regret!
P: No!
D: It is a matter of honour!
P: You must be joking!
D: This is an order and you must obey!
P: Should I tell you in detail where do I have your orders?
D: But listen, suicide is all the rage this year...
P: It has not come to my country yet!
D: (after longer deliberation) you will never fall down , you coward!
P: What?! You dare call me a coward??? So you say I won't fall?
...and Polish fell down...



Ukrainian???

[Ivan_Mazepa]

A Ukrainian would go to hell just to spite the Pole and the Russian

[dobko]

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -



"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.



"Just a minute, I have to go urinate."



The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"



"What about you Ivan, how would you say it?"



"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."



The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."



"And you Andrew, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"



"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."



The teacher fainted.

[Petro_moskal]

Ukrainian???

Something to do with pork fat, stereotypically.

[Petro_moskal]

A Ukrainian, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a German are in a plane together with a young woman. The pilot comes out of the cabin and announces that the plane is going down and that there is only one parachute. Without hesitation the Ukrainian grabs the parachute and heads for the exit. The Englishman shouts after him - "where are you going? There's a Lady among us!" The Frenchman looks at him incredulously and asks, "you think we'll have time?" The German glances at his watch and cries out in despair, "no! No, ve von't!"