You might be a Redneck if...

[dobko]

You might be a Redneck if......
You stare at a can of frozen orange juice because it says " concentrate. "

[theja]

.... you always have the last word at every argument with your wife: "Yes, my dear."

[andrewblow]

Your wife has ever won money in a lumberjack competition.

...You use the back of your pick up truck for a swimming pool.

...You think that Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Atlanta.

...Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

...Your home still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

...You've been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws.

...You might be a Redneck if you and your dog use the same tree.

...You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

...You have a rag for a gas cap.

...You've got more than one brother named "Darryl".

...You take a six-pak cooler to church.

Andrew - taken from USA friends............hahha

[andrewblow]

You might be a Redneck if:
.. . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

. . . that billboard that says, ⌠Say No To Crack■ reminds you to pull up your jeans.

. . . your wife▓s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman▓s anatomy.

. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

. . . you▓ve got more than three cousins named ⌠Bubba■.

. . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

. . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

. . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin▓ contest.

. . . on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

. . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.

. . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

. . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are ⌠Gentlemen, start your engines.■

. . . you▓ve ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.

. . . you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.


I love "Gentlemen - start your engines">

Andrew