Asian humor

[cmatacc]

Mr. and Mrs. Wong had been married about 2 years, when Mr. Wong believed his wife was being unfaithful and having an affair. Following many heated arguments they decided to put his jealousy behind them and start a family.

Mrs. Wong soon became pregnant, and 9 months later gave birth to a Blonde haired, Blue eyed, Caucasian child.

"See, I knew it!" Screamed Mr. Wong, "Two Wongs don't make a White!"

[jamesfarnando]

hey! heres one for you

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

"No!" yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"

The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"

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