New Airport Security

[AkMike]

FINALLY — A great alternative to body . . .scanners at the airports.

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy
concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive
device you may have on you.


They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of the B.S. about racial profiling.

After you hear a muffled explosion, an announcement comes over the PA system....
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight #1818.


It would eliminate the cost of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift.

[Gotno Gizmo]

If it means I no longer have to take my waste belt off then go through the scanner without fear of my trousers falling down, I think it's a great idea!

[AkMike]

Isn't a waste belt what holds up a colostomy bag?

[Gotno Gizmo]

Happily, I don't need one of them yet! But you've got me thinking, how would a colostomy bag fit in with this ruling of not carrying any liquids through departure security control points?

[stepanstas]

Yea, I don't like the idea of those full body scanners. They recently installed them at my nearest airport. I saw people going through them, and it makes people look like idiots. Putting their hands up as your practically locked in this scanner just makes you look like a criminal. Luckily then my line went through a metal detector. Now their wont be any metal detectors from what I understand. If thats the case, I think I'd prefer a body search then that scan. It will take practically the same amount of time.

[bm-21Lemko]

Wow this was good one. So is this real?

[AkMike]

Nope, just a joke Lemko.. But it'd be nicer n the long run.