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Old 18th July 2010, 19:19
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The Secret to Longevity

A tough old cowboy from South Texas counceled his Grandson, that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religously, until his death at the age of 103.

He left behind 8 children, 41 grandchildren, 63 great grandchildren, 19 great - great grandchildren, and a 15 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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