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Old 4th February 2010, 06:13
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If You Marry a Ukrainian Girl

The first man married a woman from Muldova. He told her
that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of
days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Russia. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ukraine. He ordered her to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and
hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't
see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third
day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he
urinates.
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Old 4th February 2010, 08:19
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lol

again, I expected a completely different ending.
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Old 4th February 2010, 16:10
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hahahaha....same here. very good!!!
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Old 6th February 2010, 22:37
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I will take that under advisement!
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Old 6th February 2010, 23:34
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73,
I hope you realize this is a joke.. The ladies I know there and my wonderful wife are total opposits so it makes it very funny to me.
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Old 14th April 2010, 20:11
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Nice one

and very funny, thanks for sharing. Had to laugh out loud when I read this one...
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Old 21st May 2010, 16:58
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Very Funny, well done

...funny but i am still looking for a Russian speaking woman , from Russia or Ukraine to get serious with. Any normal good honest women can apply.
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