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Moral of story
After nine months of pregnancy, the woman finally gave birth to he new son. To their dismay, their son was born with no torso, arms or legs, just a head. They coped with his disability and when he turned 21, his father to him out for his first drink at the local bar.
After the boys first sip of alcohol, woosh, out popped his arms. Everyone in the bar was stunned. His father said, “son take another drink and see what happens”! The son did, and woosh, out popped his torso! The crowd went crazy with joy! The boy was now getting a little drunk, but the crowd cheered him on to drink the rest. The boy did, and out popped his legs! He now had a full body after 21 years! The boy, with his new body, turns and staggers out of the bar and into the street, where he is hit by a bus a killed. The bar tender turns to the crowd in the bar and says, “ I guess the moral of this story is he should have quit while he was ahead”!
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