Men are just happier people-what do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to the water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is to icky. You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut or bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. You only have to shave you face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts nomatter how your legs look. You can do your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. AND, you can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!
No wonder men are happier