Jesus is watching u :)

[bubyshka]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He
shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables; and when he picked
up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed
from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you.

He
nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
light on
and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he
pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell
he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his
light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.


Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on
a parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep,"
the parrot
confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The
burglar
relaxed.

"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?"


"Moses? " The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
bird
Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler
Jesus."
Well i thought it was funny lol

[Naz]

Oh that one....haheha

There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling. I wish there was more of them.

It was pretty funny but I heard it before. We need some less popular jokes here.

[sharleenreyna]

ha ha funny try some new jokesssssssssssssss