Ukrainizing Nonson: Pros & Contras

[Somniferous]

Suggested by my observation re "cyrilic possibilities...", followed by a lively response from ivan_ivlev


"Poor Nonson!

He would go posting desperate translation requests each time a great patriotic Irena or whoever indulges in weaving her cyrilic ornaments on air.

Is he still "ukrainizable"? I am led to believe he's past that aptitude yet.

And even if, by grace divine or any other miracle-manufacturing agency, he were illuminated overnight about the Ukrainian system of cases and phrases; mazes and hazes; genders, and menders; benders and blenders; he'd lose a mamoth part of his verbal aplomb and finesse when deprived of his good old dear native English!

Nothing personal, Nonson

30th March 2001 13:34

ivan_ivlev
Junior Member

Registered: Feb 2001
Posts: 7

Hands off Nonson!

I▓d rather you think twice before having big ideas about ukrainizing Nonson.
He is an invaluable, yet undeserved and fortuitous possession of Ukie.com.

Some refugee asylums are lucky┘

Nothing personal.

Vale,
ivan_ivlev

[Pierogies_4_Life]

There are no real pro's in this case. I don't even think Nonson is Ukrainian. Judging by his way of going around each Viritual Country. Even in Africa! Nonson is shizophrenic and doesn't know what he is talking about!

If not than he is so selfish that he is so blind. Whatever it is he is still a biggot and a nut.

[Irinka]

I do not see the point in calling Nonson such names.. His ethnic background is irrelevant, and his state of mental health is none of your concern. Please stop with the personal attacks!

[ivan_ivlev]

Ukrainizing Nonson: myth or reality?

1. Ukrainizing Nonson is going by no means to be a low-cost procedure.
Sourcing proper funding becomes of crucial importance, as the process will take much time and effort.
There is no hope for such institutions as EBRD or IMF as risk factors will prevail in the Nonson Ukrainization Project.
It is evident a long-term credit is to be taken from the American Government.
As the credit term expires, it is to be restructured and later re-restructured.

2. What must be given serious consideration is that Nonson may not survive complete Ukrainizing. This must be investigated experimentally and a degree of Nonson Upgrade harmless for his health is to be established. A thorough medical checkup is to be done.


3. Nonson Ukrainizing Implementation Plan is to be elaborated and a Special Committee is to be established to supervise the performance.


ivan_ivlev

Nonson Ukrainization Research Center

[Pierogies_4_Life]

His state of health does judge the things he posts doesn't it?

[ivan_ivlev]

Pierogies_4_Life,

Subjective emotional attitude may threaten the scientific accuracy of the investigation.

No person is considered an object of the research. The Nonson Ukrainization Research Center is focusing on a complex of socio-culturological and psycho-physiological phenomena the existential co-scintillation of which brings about some illusionary manifestations identified occasionally as Nonson▓s life.

Thus, no person is being an object of the Research but a phenomenological fluctuation of some existential manifestations synchronized within certain diachronic and isometric dimensions.

ivan_ivlev


Nonson Ukrainization Research Center

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