Ukrainizing Nonson: Pros & Contras

[JetSet]

Hahah thanks Somni. It is 100% my making. I came up with it because I got a new job, and I was thinking of different things to do to tease this one really loudmouth co-worker. A few have to do with live mice, and putting a banner that reads "I like boys" on the back of his car. And he wouldn't expect the new kid!

But each time I thought of a really good one, I would pull a cheshire smile out, and so somewhere along I thought that one up! Heheheh. You can tell it's a very boring job.

So what is the status of the Nonson Ukrainization?

[Somniferous]

It's dead
I said
'Cause Nonson FLED.
We fed
him on the finest bread
And wiped each single tear he shed
Each single test of blood he bled
Was an exchange of green [$$$] for red.
And yet...
He schemed in his sick head
To put a dummy in his bed
And bite thru window bars of lead
To finally sneak out of the stead...
And did it, rascal...
Nonson fled!!!

[JetSet]

Spoken like a true prophet; there are no finer in this land than thou, Somny. What words you wind like the ancient yarns of Kyivan Rus.