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Originally Posted by ivan_ivlev
Ban breast-feeding in Ukraine.
This primitive ritual has continued to be a violation of babies' civil rights in Ukraine, an unlawful, incestuous relationship with mothers that leads to moral decay.
Ukrainian women who breast-feed enjoy an erotic experience that offensively imposes oral gratification on innocent infants.
This reprehensible act teaches Ukrainian children illicit sex that subsequently manifests promiscuity, homosexuality and addiction to cybersex...
Of course, there is no problem with an adult Ukrainian male seeking the nefarious nipple from a consenting Ukrainian female. But I shudder to think of a Ukrainian male child's upbringing, being seduced by his mother's nipples. That baby's urge should be re-directed to thumb-sucking or gnawing on a rubber boublik.
Breast-feeding must be banned by law in Ukraine.
A strict administrative reprimand is to be issued for an unintentional case of breast-feeding, a severe fine is to be imposed for the recurrent breast-feeding with malice or forethought, and a mandatory year in jail for subsequent violations.
(ïî ìàòåðèàëàì çàðóáåæíîé ïðåññû)
ivan_ivlev
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Was looking at this in the forum index. Pretty funny discussion.
But how would you patrol this measure especially in the confines of an abode????