Donkey! There's a donkey in my coffee!

[XenoDonkey]

I'm new to this forum, so I figured an introduction was in order. This is the introduction. Amazing isn't it? Feel the introduction, be one with the introduction, most importantly, read the introduction.

-XD

[V-G]

Welcome Donkey...

You seem like a funny person. We need funny people here. Hope you will enjoy our lovely forum.

Sincerely,

[XenoDonkey]

Funny is great and all, but I'd like to get a date. Do you know how long I've been single? It's a curse man. I think it might be my hairstyle (blad) that's turning women off.

[V-G]

Hmmm... let me think. You are lucky!!! You are at the right place and at the right time. I know somebody that can help you with tips on scoring a date!

Jutka, where are you?? I've seen your posts on dating tips (rus.com) can you help here too?


Donkey, she is the master!! Trust me... and good luck. I'll try to help too if I can.

[XenoDonkey]

That's like having my own, dedicated, blogger advisors. Fantastic. Now, with a little luck, some miracles, a personality transplant, and a hair transplant, I'm gonna be smoov with the ladies. *70's porno music playing in the background*

-XD

[V-G]

Originally posted by XenoDonkey
*70's porno music playing in the background*

-XD [/B]

LOL LOL LOL

where did you get the porno music from? (70)

[jutka]

Originally posted by XenoDonkey
That's like having my own, dedicated, blogger advisors. Fantastic. Now, with a little luck, some miracles, a personality transplant, and a hair transplant, I'm gonna be smoov with the ladies. *70's porno music playing in the background*

-XD

It would help to know a little about you. Do you sound like a donkey? I'm pretty sure you don't look like one.. LOL What exactly is the problem? I hope you don't play 70's porno music when you invite the girls over.

So help us and we'll help you!

Welcome.