create your own mixed drink and name it....

[ricknorth]

Reason number one I am a "dumb foreigner".

I was speaking to some women via telephone to Minsk last Winter and when the subject of drinking came up I said I liked to drink "white Russians". I explained to these ladies what is in a white Russian and they were giggling and I had no clue why. Later, I found out Belarus means "White Russian".

Hey here is an extremely funny one. Mix Scotch with soda and, get this, are you ready? Call it a Scotch and soda!!! Ha ha ha heh heh eh. I crack myself up!

Get it? Scotch and soda? Its scotch and soda and call it scotch and soda? this is funny, c'mon!

ricknorth, dumb foreigner

[El_Diablo_Negro]

Here's one for ya.

1 part Smirnoff Watermelon Twist Vodka
2 parts sour apple martini mix
Add some ice cubes and give it a good shake
Strain into martini glass

I call it a Jolly Rancher martini because it tastes like the candy.

[caril]

Ha ha ...Nice one