The Uses Of Jello

[mikalabird]

There are many uses for that wonderful making you feel better substance called JELLO. Some are x-rated uses but I'm asking you if you can put your thinking caps on and think otherwise. Let's start:

1.to soak your feet in/foot massage


Mikalabird

[observer58]

Greetings Mikalabird,
Hmmmm, Jello usages.
How about over stuffing it in someones mouth so they can't talk? Then they could think about the sweetness they are tasting thus leaving a impression on there minds so they don't forget. Because eventually the jello will be gone from their mouth and then maybe they can speak a sweeter language that isn't crude, disgusting and crossing the line.
Another way to use it is to make a large cushion out of it so as when a earthquake strikes and knocks someone off their feet, they will land on the jello and it wont hurt as bad. I could think of more but I think this will create a jello mold (picture)

regards

[mikalabird]

I am only trying to start something that could be funny, but not disgusting because I saw in earlier postings that that is not tolerated to be crude. Forget it, I tried. I will leave to cry, and only wanted to join in. But I can't do that right either. Sorry!

[LiamMcDonald]

Observer,

Why do you continually attack Mikalabird? Has she pissed you off in some severe way? This topic was obviously meant to be light. For someone called "OBSERVER" you certainly don't.

Liam

[mikalabird]

Thank you Liam for your kind words. But all the hurtful ones have scarred me. I cannot continue on these boards anymore. I know when I'm not wanted, and frankly I can only take so much humiliation. This is a very hurtful and evil place!


Goodbye!
Mikalabird

[CHS]

I agree 100% with Mikelabird...This is an interesting topic
Hey 'Bird' that footmassage sounds interesting..maybe I could learn it someday.

[CHS]

And Observer..
And think if you mixed the JELLO with Vodka your suggestion would be more than interesting..eh Zhenya!!