Ukraine to EU membership

[Minas]

I've heard so much,that Ukraine would like to start talks about her potential EU membership after all political and economical criteria are fullfilled.
Is that right?

When this gonna happen?

[Volodya987]

The day after Ukraine owns 3 large motor car manufacturers, 7 major oil companies, 4 computer makers,
and one Um Er i K(a).

[Minas]

u mean when armageddon comes :-)))

[Volodya987]

That happened, in Ukraine, thousands of years ago, at a place called Armyanck.
The most recent one landed, in I'm a ruk, just one year ago.