Kak mozno ostatsya v Ireland ( otvet )!!!!!!

[volker]

V Ireland mozno ostatsja ochen elementarno. Na srok 1 year i mozet bolshe... Samoe glavnoe tuda prihat. Ja tak i zdelal. I pisu sejchas ottuda. I sejchas rasskazu kak... V Ireland est takaja ves' kak "asylum seeker" t.e. is'us'ij ubezese. Gosudarstvo predostavljaet ubezese vsem ludjam u kotorih est realno obosnovannij strah vozvrasjatsja v svoju stranu. Naprimer ja skazal sto menja hochet ubit "Ukrainian mafia".Tak vot posle togo kak vi prihali v Ireland srazu idite v Polisiju(u nih eto Garda) i govorite tolko dva slova "ASYLUM SEEKER" oni otvezut vas kuda nuzno. Potom nachinaetsja samoe interesnoe... Tam vam zadadut paru voprosikov : tipa kak dobralis?, est li u vas passport? (luchshe ego ne davat-govorite chto poterjali), kakaja prichina priezda? i ese neskolko. Eto vse dlitsja okolo 20 min.Potom vas otpravljaut v gostinitsu - vas tam kormjat i kazduu nedelu dajut dengi(uslovija horoshie). Cherez nedelu posle togo kak vi zdalis vam neobhodimo prinesti anketu gde vi pishete polnuju istoriu s vashimi problemami - pochemu vi zdalis.I vse. Vi zdete svoego intervew. Kotoroe budet cherez 0.5 - 0.6 year.Potom kogda vi dozdetes intervew, vi na nego idete tam vas sprashivajut o vashej probleme i vi rasskazivaete chto vi napisali v ankete. Posle intervew vi zdete ese 0.2 year - otveta. Esli otvet "pozitiv" to vam dajotsja status BEZENTSA i cherez neskolko let vi poluchaete grazdanstvo. Esli otvet "negativ" - to vi podaete na apill - apil'atsia. I zdete ese 0.5 year.Nu kak POLEZNAJA INFO. Spe****e priezzajte.

[johncullen]

hello volker: can you translate that message into english please ?

[ricardo]

LOL!
How to gain Irish citizenship saying that one is persecuted by Ukranian Maffia and seek asylum And I thought all you need is to pour a good Black&Tan in an Irish pub!

[johncullen]

that would not work, you would be kicked out. one way to gain entry into ireland permanently is to bring your pregnant wife to our shores, any way you can, when she has her child here, he or she is then an irish citizen, the parents are welcomed to look after it until 18 years, and by such time they can apply citizenship. any country in the EU is then open to you. this has been brought about under the good friday agreement between the republic, northern ireland and britain, where any child born on the island of northern is automatically and irish citizen

[V-G]

Pregnanat wife, Ukrainian mafia... the question is how does one get there???

[ricardo]

One way is to fly Air Lingus which I may do if all goes well I have to visit county Wicklow

[V-G]

Best of luck to you man